I couldn’t let the election get too far behind us without commenting on CNN’s holographic reporter. That comment is: “[Sigh…].”
The idea of holograms is great, and good for CNN for bringing them to TV. But, let’s think about the wisdom of using them in news: CNN spends millions of dollars each year to send reporters and technology around the globe to report “on the scene” and “take us to where news is happening.”
Now, CNN is spending millions of dollars to create the illusion that the reporter is back in the studio. How do they do this? By surrounding the reporter by a few dozen HD cameras set up in a tent…that screens out whatever is taking place at the scene.
Reality, it turns out, is much too noisy, visually busy, and chaotic for television. Much better to create a fake reality that blends better with the newsroom.
So, American TV now offers:
- Synthetic news, presented by holograms of reporters inside cocoons that filter out the annoying reality of reality
- “Reality” programs that send privileged people to sets on distant corners of the planet to suffer fabricated hardship and humiliation for sport
- Sports, with electronic football grid lines, electronically enlarged pucks, and ads digitally superimposed onto ballpark walls and fields
- A few dozen channels in languages I don’t speak. (Ironically, I speak enough French to enjoy the French channel, but it broadcasts in English…)
- Assorted crap and Law and Order reruns.
Plus, just last week, Fox cancelled King of the Hill, a cartoon show far more true to life than 99 percent of the live shows.
Coincidence? I think not.
(Sorry, I’ve been in a bad mood since Mad Men ended its season last month. All my Tivos can find for me to watch is Frasier reruns.)